What Comedians Have Said About Turkey Day

on Wednesday, 23 November 2016.

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"Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often." —Johnny Carson

"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." —Kevin James

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." —Erma Bombeck

"If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself." —Mitch Hedberg

"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before." —Rita Rudner

"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out." —Jay Leno

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